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  • floridasun
    12-31 06:35 AM
    AmitKhare77... apparently, the job title and job responsibilities have to be same as whats on labor until we get GC. otherwise no promotion.
    SGP.... you made my day ! As I did not want to ruin my friends's mood on on new year's eve, I was planning on dropping new year party plans and stay back home.... but your post just put life back into me...
    one more qn - after I change to Company B, what happens if Company A revokes I-140 ?





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  • yabadaba
    08-01 01:14 PM
    You can't generalize. If your kids are smart they can get into better colleges like IITs etc. I think you are confusing the issue about adaptability with good future prospects.

    Wait a second. If you are not adaptable to the new environment, it becomes a rat race.If the situation is not conducive, your smartness aint gonna help. I think thats what the OP clearly meant. Its not easy for a kid who is in 8th grade in US to snugly fit into Indian System. Coming to the IIT's, Have you ever compared the total number of seats available in IIT's to the accepted numbers from IVY leagues and other big schools. In India, you have to be the best among the best to get into IIT's. You have to be best here and oh yeah.. You dont have to lose some of the smartness to reservations. But I agree with you that parents should let children pursue their own interests rather than thinking about him/her being a doc/eng.

    What is your point? Madhuri just said that when kids are 8-9 years old it is easier for them to adapt to the canadian system rather than the indian system. No one said that the indian system is not up to the standard.

    Having studied in every single indian board system, state, cbse and icse along with primary education the london board (o/a level), I have some experience with regards to adaptability-> It sucks. I have a abcd friend who moved from US to india while in the 6th grade and she regrets those two years of her life. If you have kids in school over here please think 3 times before u shuttle them back and forth.





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  • gcisadawg
    05-29 07:21 AM
    If America losses us, many of us are already planning to go back to India because of this GC process, they will also lose these kids who are bright future of America.

    To me, more than anything, what the immigrant parents bring to the table, is the stable family life that they can provide to their children that is the best of eastern and western values. I hope this run continues and these kids excel in whatever they do.

    GCisaDawg





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  • saimrathi
    07-10 09:19 AM
    Thanks for taking it in your stride.. I was kidding indeed.. :p

    I know your are kidding saimrathi :).

    On a serious note though, flight ticket is a small price to pay compared to the other losses that we are suffering because of status quo.



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  • vdlrao
    01-13 03:24 PM
    vdlrao, I know you are looking at this thread. Any comments?

    By the way, Where is logiclife these days?


    Yes I am looking at the thread. I am expecting a very good forward movement(At least to 2007 Dec) in EB2 India category in the coming months.
    If you see the Visa bulletin Archive for the last three years during April - Jul range theres a sharp jump in Priority dates(more than a year and more) for EB2 category. This happened during vertical fall out (This doesnt include last year because last year its horizontal fall out). So this year I am expecting the cut off dates will move at least two years ahead for EB2 India because of the horizontal fall out. For Eb3 I am not expecting any big change unless theres some immigration reform in the new OBAMA government.





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  • sgupta33
    10-05 11:26 AM
    Government of Power?

    GOP refers to Grand Old Party. It is the term used since 1880 to refer to the Republican party.



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  • kartikiran
    01-21 06:28 PM
    Arunmohan, this is exactly what I have been doing. Contacting local congressman and senator, but in vain. I agree with you that they respond, but it doesn't transfer to results. What I believe should be done, irrespective of EB2, EB3 etc are these following steps.
    1) Local chapters prepare a letter to their local congressman and senators asking them to process gc backlogs in the order of labor filing date by USCIS. This is applicable to EB3 / EB2 / EB1 of any country. In respective categories GC with Pending I-485 applications should be processed by labor filing dates.
    2) Conduct a month-long drive to make members visit a place nearby their residence to sign and fill their details along with the letter.
    3) Send Original letter along with signatures to senator & copies to congressman/congresswoman.
    4) Send copy of the same letter to the chapter nearest to washington d.c. and we should forward that copy to the president's office.

    I know this sounds a lot. But this will be a co-ordinated effort & i am sure if we give members a month to sign, majority will be included and will be a co-ordinated effort from iv. but this is just my thought.





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  • gsc999
    05-25 02:13 PM
    Here is my draft, any other thoughts, suggestions are welcome:

    Call to Action for all legal employment based prospective immigrants.
    Come and support us during our Advocacy Day event in Washington DC on Monday, June 7th and Tuesday, June 8th. You can show help by donating your time/money/others. Do not let this opportunity pass you by.



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  • mnq1979
    06-10 02:41 PM
    Thanks, i managed to open a new thread !!!!





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  • sargon
    08-24 03:44 PM
    Hi,

    I filed my I485 in Texas service center because at the time of filing it I was living in a state which was in TSC's jurisdiction. The application is still pending in TSC.

    I have not filed any AP so far. I am filing it first time now.

    Now I have moved to a state which is in Nebraska Service Center's jurisdiction. So should I file my AP in NSC or in TSC?



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  • caydee
    05-28 04:57 PM
    Good points, only thing to add is not all innovations can be brought to notice to relate to a single employee ...most of the times we as employees are part of systemic effort that is innovating. It would be wrong to say that H1-bs are not contributing towards innovation ........

    Good point. Very rarely can an invention be attributed to a single person. These days it is invariably a group effort.

    By the way, why are we deviating?





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  • n2b
    09-05 05:18 PM
    Hello Everyone,

    I am back again. This forum is outstanding when it comes to reliable information....

    I work for a reputed US Consulting firm. They under-pay you and make you over work. They market fake resumes in a polished way. YES... IT is TRUE. Don't just blame the desi consultants.

    I am on a EAD. I wanted to switch to hourly basis and wanted to see if there are any direct vendors who would be ready to pay better rates. Desi Consulting Co. is out of question. From my experience, Robert Half is bad too. Is there a better way to market yourself..to the employer?

    Any help will be appreciated. !!

    It would make more sense to compare and brainstorm if you can post the skillset you have in mind and the rate you wish for?

    I agree that being on EAD or having a GC puts a person in a better situation compared to H1B but the bottom line is the skillset in context, demand for that skillset and expertise that one has in that skillset.



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  • dummgelauft
    03-18 12:43 PM
    What are you talking about? Let me have two of whatever you are smoking or drinking.
    You have it all wrong. Your experience or qualification DO NOT QUALIFY you for EB2. It is the requirement of JOB that matters. GOT IT.
    Now go scream your lungs out in front of the Capitol, Yelling "DISCRIMINATION".:mad:





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  • LostInGCProcess
    01-15 03:02 PM
    whome do you want to kill buddy?

    I wonder if you ever came across a word called "protection" or "self-defense". If one owns a gun does that mean he intends to kill someone? And I know you are not being funny here (as your name suggests) :)



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  • WillIBLucky
    02-07 01:43 PM
    I think your company HR should get convinced for filing in EB2. The lawyer will hear what your company HR says. Yes its salary and designation that matters. I think a Senior with Masters and good salary can ask for filing in EB2. But if your HR by rule has decided that your position does not require Masters then you cannot file in EB2.

    Most of the big companies have this rule. If you are with a small company and your access link to HR is not hard then you can convince them to consider for EB2.

    Good Luck.





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  • qasleuth
    05-02 01:02 AM
    Yes my note was for humor.
    But to answer questions :

    out of all useful land , I guess africa has lots of uninhabited land!, so someone would not mind selling! Its not to offend anyone. I have great respect for africans, being aware that we come from them!
    Me being an indian upper class guy, and this OBC thing going on back home, I dont think I belong to that country that much, where me/my children will be discreminated against!!!
    So dont you guys now think we need our OWN country???

    Your sense of humor is pretty low class, crass and ill-informed.



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  • BharatPremi
    11-08 10:11 AM
    msgs like this help establish the notion that this is an indian website dedicated to indian immigration issues. I didnt see any post wishing happy Eid/ Eid Mubarak nor did I notice last year that anyone wished a Merry Christmas/ Happy Holidays, nor do we wish our Chinese friends a Happy Chinese New Year.

    The people who wants to be a part of American Society should first definately be a very open minded towards all cultures and social trends.
    Other thing to be Indian or representing Indian traditions is not a crime but certainly every time barking against anything Indian may certainly be a crime as it is a clear indication of closed door or prejudicial mind towards one particular country and culture. Americans do not mind if one shows that he is Indian now and want to become in American future. Although they prefer that AND that is why they label Jindal as Indian-American although he born in USA. If there are majority Indians on IV board, it is not a crime but it is obvious. Some of my chienese friends on IV board may start thread for wishing chienese festival, I bet most Indians on this board will welcome and same goes with Muslim friends on IV board. Starting and wishing EID MUBARAK thread (By the way that is also a Indian tradition..And I am proud of that too) is not a crime and by now if nobody started it does not mean other people may not welcome it. If you are a Muslim, start the thread for EID Mubarak, I will be the first to welcome that step. You want to be American,, right? Then first start learning open mind and start respecting the culture of majority IV memebers first. If you would not start that now how will you settle yourself in cultural pot of the world?

    If you are an Indian citizen right now take control over your inferiority complex and get over it because if you do not respect your culture or your tradition what guaranty would be there for Americans that you would respect American traditions in future. Even Americans are not fool. And how dare you pretend that people form China and other countries just stop supporting IV as they just see few threads celebrating Indian culture? So stop this bullshit now otherwise I may have to request moderators to ban you.

    By the way Happy Diwali to you and your family.





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  • knnmbd
    05-12 08:08 AM
    what is an Advance degree in STEM?
    Master's or a PhD in a Science, Technology, Engineering or Math discipline.





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  • BharatPremi
    12-12 01:10 AM
    Except for 8 & 9..what do they mean?

    8: Very complex subject but simple definition: process of organizing in a way that is strategically effective -- i.e., promotes the broad goals of the organization.

    9. Be watch dog.You have to spy your enemy/oponent ( In our case oponent is much suitable word):)





    cse_us
    08-27 02:03 PM
    Infopass appt for Interim EAD was not helpful at all.
    They suggested the same that I did earlier, ie to fax USCIS hotline about my situation along with letter from emp saying that I am at risk of losing job.
    I have done that several times, still no luck.
    My EAD expires on aug 30th (yah, just 2 more business days).
    Did everything in my hands, now just prepared to lose my job.

    Surprising thing is I saw 2 soft LUDs on aug 25th and and 26th but still no approval nor RFE, case status still pending.
    I know they are looking at my case, but doing nothing.
    My wife's EAD was approved a month ago.

    I asked my lawyer (from a big firm) if I will have a case on USCIS in case if I lose my job. She said, USCIS is famous for this kind of processing for 1000's still the cases wont stand against them.

    I wld appreciate any suggestions/thoughts?


    Efiled @ NSC on may 19th.
    FP on july 3rd, still no approval.
    My current EAD expires Aug 30th.

    1) Requested expedited processing via phone.
    Received email saying to wait for next 30 days.

    2) Called NSC, agent gave a fax number and asked me to provide Emp letter.
    Faxed the Emp letter and also a covering letter.

    3) 2 weeks passed, still no reply, called up NSC again, explained situation that I wld lose my job if i dont get EAD extension by this month end. She opened a Expedited request and told me to wait for 10 days.

    4) As a back up, I also took infopass appoint for next monday (90 days will be over by then)

    Believe me, its not easy going thru these phases.
    I do not know how to reach my congressman/senator, Anyone here, pls let me know. I am from fremont, CA.

    Regards.





    pcs
    03-27 01:52 PM
    I am a Chemical Engineer ( 16 years in India as a Senior Guy + more than 5 years in US )

    I am a founder team member of a high technology advanced material company, created with the help from a VC & active support of local congressman. We literally reopened a closed factory in Ohio to start this R&D / manufacturing company. ( Politicians have been making a lot of noise to revive manufacturing economy in Midwest)

    We have hired about 18 people till now & we are NOT an IT company


    I was accorded honorary citizenship by the mayor of city of Clinton, MS in 1989 for my extracurricular activities but did not move to US untill 2000

    For last five years I have been through this immigration circus & had to file L/C multiple times. Currently, I am not able to file I-485 & I am in my 6th Year of H1-B



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